the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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