Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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