First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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