i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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