It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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