Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I understand Curling. That high.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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