Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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