Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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