so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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