Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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