I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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