return my video game
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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