girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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