Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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