12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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