I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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