Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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