Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
People in love make me want to vomit
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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