You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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