I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Vodka?
Forever.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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