Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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