its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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