You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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