yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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