he wants to bone in the snuggie
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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