Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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