Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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