Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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