i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Shame - the story of my life.
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