I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just had sex on a roof
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
