so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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