Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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