I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i think my mom watched the whole time
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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