i was born a porn star she said
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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