Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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