I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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