4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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