forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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