I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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