we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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