It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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