I don't think brook has ever known best
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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