so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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