My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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