am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
It was confusing and full of hummus
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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