I want to stick my p in your. b.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
