when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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