i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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