No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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