You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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