Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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