you guys were way drunker than both of me
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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