ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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