The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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