So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
