Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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